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PostSubject: Please rate this joke ??? ( 1 - 10 )?   Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:32 am

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!
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PostSubject: Re: Please rate this joke ??? ( 1 - 10 )?   Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:25 pm

I will rate it a 1/2. who are you and why are you on our forums. please advise or be banned from forums


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PostSubject: Re: Please rate this joke ??? ( 1 - 10 )?   Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:53 pm

this guy needs booting
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PostSubject: Re: Please rate this joke ??? ( 1 - 10 )?   Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:45 pm

Banned for a year since he can't seem to tell us who he is.

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PostSubject: Re: Please rate this joke ??? ( 1 - 10 )?   Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:26 am

\o/
He's jst a spammer
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