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PostSubject: Man Of The House   Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:27 pm

Wasn't sure if this would be ok in the non adult section so put it here Smile

MAN OF THE HOUSE
> The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
> 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
> He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
> 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my
> word is Law.
> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
> eating my meal, you
> will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
> kind of sex that I want.
> Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
> You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
> Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
> Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
> comb my hair?
> 'The wife replied, 'The 'f'n' funeral director would be my
> first guess.'.....
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